Ugg boots

I'm just going to start by saying they're s a reason people call them uggs. there fuzzy, ugly, made out of cute harmless fluffy sheep, and dont match anything. you probably disagree. just think. is there anything else totally tan in youre closet? no. because tan is an ugly color and no one looks good in it. also, they make your feet look huge. the other day, one of my dearly beloved friends showed up to school wearing those button up ones that are erupting with iridescent feux fur. way to go.

also, what are you thinking when you wear your fluffy little boot sout in the middle of summer? you know, theres this one pop star called Kesha. you might have heard of her. shes one of those frat people that is too drunk to pick out a decent outfit. kesha happens to wear boots with hot pants. just something for you to think about.

My conclusion: if you want to look like kesha or a ritch snob, wear uggs. your feet will never be cold again.